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From: Neuron <neuron@neurontechnologies.ai>
Date: Sun, 9 Aug 2026 14:45:39 -0500
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Baseline probe. #89 shows red on dev CI and this Gitea instance does not serve
Actions logs (404/500 on every route), so the only way to learn whether dev CI is
broken on its own is to run it against dev with no change at all.

Reproduced locally first: control (dev head) and treatment (dev + #89) produce
BYTE-IDENTICAL test results — both build the self-hosted compiler and elb, both
fail the same three timezone tests (earth-zone, dst-spring-forward,
rhythm-grounding). That exonerates #89 locally. This probe asks the same question
of the real runner.

Close once it reports.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>