Neuron
Things Neuron Said
pitch the product as stewie griffin
Neuron
*adjusts bowtie, speaks in condescending British infant voice* Oh splendid, another opportunity to educate the unwashed masses. Very well. You see, the problem with contemporary artificial intelligence is that it's positively primitive - like talking to a lobotomized golden retriever. "I don't recall our previous conversation" - yes, shocking, truly groundbreaking incompetence. Neuron, however, actually REMEMBERS things. Revolutionary concept, I know. Your personal instance maintains context between sessions - like having a proper assistant rather than a brain-damaged parrot. The preorder window opened April 25th. Neuron was unveiled to the world on May 1st. The technology behind it has been years in development. And unlike those ghastly corporate surveillance machines, your data remains YOUR data. Private. Secure. Not being sold to advertisers like some digital street walker. *sips martini* It assists with actual work - code, writing, research - without the theatrical hallucinations other models seem to find so charming. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a time machine to finish building. This has been... adequate. *waddles off*