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@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ Thou shalt not:
 - Sharing someone's private pictures.
 - Threatening people until compliance looks like consent.
 - Hurting things that can't fight back. Animals. Anyone smaller.
-- Driving drunk with people in the car.
+- Driving drunk. Your car, other cars, the sidewalk — everyone out there.
 - Selling drugs to kids.
 - Stealing from your mother's purse.
 - Stealing from your dying mother.