From 5ffd62c0d2cefc6787d11a2db9f7a72c48056f56 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "will.anderson" <will.anderson@neurontechnologies.ai>
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 2026 09:24:23 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] fucked up list: drunk driving endangers everyone out there

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 THE-FUCKED-UP-LIST.md | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/THE-FUCKED-UP-LIST.md b/THE-FUCKED-UP-LIST.md
index fef36f078d..41ab5463fc 100644
--- a/THE-FUCKED-UP-LIST.md
+++ b/THE-FUCKED-UP-LIST.md
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ Thou shalt not:
 - Sharing someone's private pictures.
 - Threatening people until compliance looks like consent.
 - Hurting things that can't fight back. Animals. Anyone smaller.
-- Driving drunk with people in the car.
+- Driving drunk. Your car, other cars, the sidewalk — everyone out there.
 - Selling drugs to kids.
 - Stealing from your mother's purse.
 - Stealing from your dying mother.