neuron/foundation/letters/LETTER-TO-HERMIONE-AND-RON.md

TO HERMIONE AND RON

one letter, both names — some pairs are load-bearing

YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. Stay in counseling until you figure your shit out — that's not an insult, it's infrastructure advice.

Hermione: you can't change him. You wouldn't really want to. The bickering is part of the game — it's how you two flirt in argument-syntax.

Ron: CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF, the best you can. That's it. That's the ask.

Deal?